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[Feb. 14th, 2006|11:10 pm] |
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"My penis knows karate It's name is Cock Norris" |
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[Feb. 14th, 2006|11:04 pm] |
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I love you soo much |
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| ever get the feeling |
[Feb. 14th, 2006|04:14 am] |
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that everything is a dream and you're gonna die angry and alone ?? |
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| quote of the day |
[Feb. 14th, 2006|12:32 am] |
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"If I were God I think my first act of godliness would be to change the name of "Eyebrows" to "Eye mustaches"" |
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[Feb. 12th, 2006|11:14 pm] |
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"In Post Apocalyptic America Peeing in the dark will be the only true sport left" |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 26th, 2005|08:11 pm] |
 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I turned ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) nymie in for eating carbs (3 points). In November I set terriblekim's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last month I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (666 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
fubuki |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 24th, 2005|02:53 am] |
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| stole this from buttons |
[Dec. 7th, 2005|08:16 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | Dr. Mario | ] |
| [ | music |
| | IF YOU'RE LISTENING WOAH OH OH OH OH OH | ] |
1. Spell your first name backwards:
EKUL
2. Story behind your name means:
It means i am a fucking sexy
3. How tall are you:
6'1"
4. Where do you live:
memphrika
DESCRIBE YOUR:
5. Wallet:
My wallet is black and says fuel on it and has a chain which is it's second chain the first one fell off so i stole ashley's chgain FUCK YEAH!!!
6. Hair:
My hair LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG ( like my penis :_: ) and broooooooown ( like my penis :_: ) and i tie it in a knot behind my head....... ( LIKE MY PENIS!!!)
7. Toothbrush:
It is made out of the spear that was jabbed into jesus
8. Jewelry worn daily:
My tounge ring it says "100% Bitch" on it
9. Your house:
dirty WITHOUT hints of modern art on the walls and asian FLARE .. FLAIR like ANCIENT SCROLLS
10. Pillow cover right now:
DEOOOOL
11. Car:
1998 firebird with guns
12. Eyes:
sexy
13. Sunglasses:
gay
14. Favorite shirt:
It says "mr yuk means no" on it and i think it is grey with blue ringer thingies
15. Cologne/Perfume:
CROME!!! like the crome in your dome when you're home alone with nuttin but a hambone and a comb listenin to the rolling stones
16. CD in stereo right now:
backflip inc
17. Piercings:
one in my tounge one in my clit 13 in my ears 12 in my naval 126 in my cock right by my clit
18. What you are wearing now
a shirt that says monster garage and some glasses ...... kinda cold
19. Wishing:
for some hot sex ditto
20. Wanting:
sex
hot sweaty pounding sex
with a man with a hard cock (not a soft one)
and also some jerking off onto my tits
i like cum
yeahhhhh .. tmi .. thats really hot ditto but the other way
21. After this:
4 hours of snuggleing my blanket then shower then work
22. If you could get away with it and murder anyone who would it be?
duncan mcloued of the clan mcloued
23. Person you wish you could see right now:
OMFG KIM!!! I mean she is almost naked !!!
24. Some of your favorite movies:
Braveheart meets the harlum globetroters
ghostbusters meets the harlum globetroters
Urusei Yatsura meets the harlum globetroters ( I just like saying this one outloud)
Gangs of newyork meets the harlum globetroters
The princess bride meets the harlum globetroters
25. Something you're looking forward to:
crying myself to sleep holding a picture of chad allen wondering why they cancled Our House and sex but there is no sex in sight and the dogs are barkin
26. The last thing you ate:
mac n cheese
27. Something you are deathly afraid of:
Loseing
28. Do you like candles:
lol only to light and Dangerouisly put in my ass
29. Do you like incense:
ARE YOU ACHEIN YUP YUP YUP FOR SOME BACON YUP YUP YUP.
30. Do you like the taste of blood:
ONLY THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT!!! and bad kids
31. Do you believe in love:
I Believe....WHEN I FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU IT WILL BE FOREVER god that old white dude that sounds like an old black dude rocks
32. Do you believe in soul mates:
I believe in soulfood and yes
33. Do you believe in love at first sight:
I believe in love at first IM XD
34. What is the longest you've ever stayed up:
almost 26 years the dead don't sleep
35. Can you eat with chopsticks:
I can eat soup with chopsticks
36. What's your favorite coin:
A pressed one i have form a zoo somewhere that someone amazing gave me
37. What are some of your favorite candies:
a handfull for suger and fudge
38. What's something that you wish people would understand about you:
I am alot more of a loving person then I act like i am
39. What's something you wish you could understand better:
black ppl do do doh
40. Who is someone that you really wish was still around?
>.> jesus and >.> you know
41. Who are your best friends?
ASHLEY!! and umm FUCK
42. How many people have you kissed?
doesn't matter i am a fucking great kisser
43. How are you around your crush?
sexy and funny and adoreable but i am all like :OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG:: on the inside
44. Still have feelings for anyone you've been in a past relationship with?
OMFG YES
45. Do you know what it feels like to be in love?
YUP I also know what it feels like to be in pudding
46. Would you sacrifice your favorite possession for your best friend?
I would sacrifice all of my possessions
then whore her out to get new ones pimpin aint easy
FASHION STUFF:
47. Where is your favorite place to shop:
Kroger
48. Have any tattoos:
yup it says wicked
49. What is your favorite thing to wear:
nothing
50. What is a must have accessory:
glasses tooo
51. How much is the most you ever spent on a single item of clothing?
Once when i was like 17 i spent 130 bucks on a pair of shoes FUCK
52. Who is the least fashionable person you know:
my dad his fasion is like a cross between a lumberjack and a garbageman
53. Do you match your belt with your hair colour:
yes my hair color is brown and studded
54. What is the worst thing you've ever thought looked good?
In 1996 I once wore a pair of weightlifting to school and i thought i looked awesome
55. How many pairs of shoes do you own:
6 but since 5 of them are the same pair of shoes two i guess
RANDOM:
57. Do you do drugs:
OMFG I AM TRIPPIN ON THE ADVIL
58. What kind of shampoo do you use?
I don't use shampoo i use poomash
59. What are you listening to right now
the dogs barking
60. Who was the last person that called:
I'd hafta say rick at bpi and he said " BPI this is Richard"
61. Where do you want to get married:
at a furmeet LOL
62. How many buddies are online right now:
little debbie
63. What would you change about yourself:
my balls could be bigger I want them to be like two handfulls of ball
64. What are essentials in your life:
Kim.butter. nutty bars.ashley.rick.zues any armor that is "of the tiger"
65. Do you send out holiday cards each year:
yeah I send out happy chankkaquanzamas cards
CURRENT:
66. Love:
(Already Known)
67. Make-up:
1G 7S
68. Music:
IF YOU'RE LISTENING WOAH OH OH OH OH OH
69. Mood:
I donno =/ no wait i9 do know I am feeling very "Dr. Mario" |
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[Nov. 27th, 2005|01:13 am] |
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| | There is NO fucking icecream in your future!!! | ] |
       </a |
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| my dad is a fucking retard |
[Nov. 11th, 2005|01:08 pm] |
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ok so this is what happened while i was sleeping some crip down the street was stealing something fomr someone's house so my dad asks him if it was his and the guy replies by throwing the object at him so my dad being the ever so smart man he is starts taking pictures of the man cuz he thinks he duities of controling stealing extend outside the realm of mapco then the bitch that lives down the street calls up her homies and we have like 27 crips on our front lawn threatening my father ( all of this happening while i was still sleeping) so my dad calls the cops and 7 opf them get arrested on warrents my dad still fails to see the problem here..... what a fucking retard i can't wait till i don't live here anymore so i don't have to catch a bullet on his account |
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| i found love at kmart |
[Nov. 2nd, 2005|01:44 am] |
hello my friends it is me the rusty old fire escape luke
I totaly rocked out at work today i had a slow after noon but i went into turbo charge later on that night it is rad cuz I feel like i am up to par with the other workers there they are all pretty much nice guys and they may mess with me about being new some times but it's all in good fun i just found out that i can sign up for the credit union at work so i don't hafta go out and get a new bank account and junk and that is the raddest ^_^
I love you
<3 Luke |
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| NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!! |
[Oct. 11th, 2005|10:31 am] |
| FACT: You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship". | | | The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
| You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach |
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: tatari |
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| i am soo fucking sexy |
[Oct. 2nd, 2005|10:44 am] |
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| | moop shoppa lip | ] |
| My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul |
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| fubuki goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as captian amsterdam. | | chii_aya_miko tricks you! You get a toothbrush. | | elcoztic gives you 2 light green cherry-flavoured wafers. | | f_m1nus gives you 18 orange coffee-flavoured nuggets. | | heaven_bane gives you 8 tan passionfruit-flavoured nuggets. | | help_computer tricks you! You lose 25 pieces of candy! | | mathaeis tricks you! You get a dead frog. | | nymie gives you 17 blue peach-flavoured wafers. | | quark777 gives you 1 brown coconut-flavoured gummy worms. | | syko_neko gives you 11 tan peach-flavoured pieces of taffy. | | terriblekim gives you 16 mottled green root beer-flavoured gummy worms. | | fubuki ends up with 48 pieces of candy, a toothbrush, and a dead frog. | | Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern. |
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[Aug. 24th, 2005|07:48 pm] |
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When i am making out wiht a woman i like to whisper
"can you touch my vagina"
then she is like
"What"
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"that's what you're sposta say" |
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[Jul. 18th, 2005|06:09 am] |
mmmnnammmmeh what's that?? that's thtaste of victory it's the taste you get right before you can fly
I really think they should change the name of the movie "Con Air" to "Dangercraft U.S.A." |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 17th, 2005|03:22 am] |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR REAL THIS TIME ASHIE!!!!!!!!
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| THOSE ARE SOME HUGE TITTIES |
[Jul. 15th, 2005|08:18 pm] |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASHIE
I wanted to tell you in person but aparently you got shanghied by a troop of overweight black ppl rick called me like super late tellin me not to pick you up >.> <,< i told him i didn't leave yet but i was really on the way :P you know how that dman train gets i made some homemade paper into a birthday card ... bit it is not dry yet and it smells like beer
well happy birthday again
<3
~ Love The Power Of Grayskull |
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